Picture the scene, after being gently coaxed into a secluded area, then smoothly elevated to head height with your bottom exposed to the experienced eye of one of our skilled operators. You are first treated with a chilling mist of degreasing lotion to those areas most lacking in attention. However, your  discomfort  is short as this application is only the prelude to the main event. Steel like lance in hand; giving you barely  time to recover from the cold assault, our operator will caress your innermost nooks and crannies with copious amounts of hot precision needle point jets of our specially formulated detergent. All thoughts of horror at our intrusion into your secret parts will evaporate as the realisation that you now have a stunning bottom; the envy of millions, slowly takes root. The invigorating massage complete, you will be slowly brought back to earth but before the afterglow fades you will have no objection to parting with at least a tenner as a thank you to the operator for their thoughtful and thorough execution of an ..... Under Body MOT Wash.

Imagine ecstasy if you will. A whole body multi-sensual experience. Begin with an exhilarating but tender assault of pressurised hot foamy water pinging against every nerve end you possess and then a change of tempo as you enjoy an all over silky smooth sponge massage at the hands of our experts. The feeling of euphoria this evokes is further enhanced by a coating of our exceptionally shinny Hot Wax finish. However reality kicks in when the operator asks for at least four quid which isn't bad for an excellent ..... Attended Car Wash.